you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
