remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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