You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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