Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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