playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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