i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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