Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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