What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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