If i come over, it means nothing
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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