i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
