There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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