i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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