I am in a vortex of obligation.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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