She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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