They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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