i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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