I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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