Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
