Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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