Porn is love you can see.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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