i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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