This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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