I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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