I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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