I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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