Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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