awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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