that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
