Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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