is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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