i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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