You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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