He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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