Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
