just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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