Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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