Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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