guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I need help removing her.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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