At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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