The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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