I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Did I show you my penis last night?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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