Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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