Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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