You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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