She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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