honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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