she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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