Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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