you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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