is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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