I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My liver just had a heart attack.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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