I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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