dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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