Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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