; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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