we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it's like iHOP with fire
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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